The four of us have lived in southeastern Michigan for the duration of our lives.
To us, Canada is not so much another country as it is another city connected by a bridge.
Whether it was celebrating our 19th birthday in style, or extending the value of our dollar at the casino (right, Steve B.?), we spent a lot of time in this not-so-foreign country.
So as we prepare for our trip to Toronto on April 9 to catch the Tigers and the Blue Jays, we wanted to share our favorite things about Canada.
- Hockey Night in Canada – The rest of the United States might not care too much for the game of hockey, but in Detroit, the Canadian’s love of the game rubbed off on us. And, it helps when the home team is the Detroit Red Wings. Even though they got rid of the old theme song, it’s comforting to see some traditions stay the same.
- The Canadian Football League – Just like the NFL, only bigger! Why use 100 yards when you can use 120? Why put the uprights in the back of the end zone when you can place them at the goal line and increase the chances of high speed collisions? Why shouldn’t we award single points at seemingly random times? The visionaries behind the league asked these questions, then answered them. For that, we love them.
- Border Crossings – When you’re planning a trip to Canada, you must anticipate the potential delay caused by Canadian border crossing agents. While not as stingy as their American counterparts, they have been known to detain you in a shiny room while they eye you and your identification suspiciously. Meanwhile, a cadre of crossing cadets is rifling through your carefully packed luggage, looking for any sign of contraband. Since it’s in your friend’s sock, they don’t find anything. But just to be jerks, they leave your luggage in disarray.
- The Canadian National Anthem – There’s something about this anthem that puts all other national songs to shame. Maybe it’s because men in tuxedos usually sing it during the NHL playoffs, which makes you feel like you’re somewhere special. Or, maybe it’s because singers often intermix English and French during the same singing, which makes it sound even cooler. Or, maybe, just maybe, it’s because you’ve never heard 20,000 people sing in unison in such a way, and you got goosebumps. Whichever way is your way, just know we love you, Canadian anthem.
- Wayne Gretzky – Just kidding. Steve B. hates The Great One.